Get the point?

While working on the QA floor...

Coworker: I have told them 5 times what the problem with this bug is and they keep sending it back to me saying they need info
Another coworker: The devs are stupid. you have to talk to them like they're a fetus.
DDragon: "Fix this bug or I'll stab you with a coathanger!"

At least she'll wear white

DDragon: So you're actually getting married on Second Life?
Sheryl: Yep!
DDragon: With an actual wedding ceremony and all that?
Sheryl: Yep!
DDragon: "I now pronounce you, Sad and Pathetic."

Crabs

DDragon: head crabs are great.
DDragon: why choose between aliens AND zombies?
DDragon: when you can have both?
oymon: hee hee hee...and odly enough...I just finished going through Ravenholm myself. lol

torrential

After a long conversation involving epsxe, winrar, 7zip and project64k

DDragon: do you have bittorrent?
furrytransformee: Stop making up names!
DDragon: lol

Disappointing

April Fools is supposed to be the biggest day in a prankster's life. Sadly all I managed to get was this...

oymon: i probabley know the answer to this...but have you done any more work on your game?
DDragon: yes. Actually I finished it. and I'm working on the sequel now.
oymon: oh, har, har, har...it's not April 1st where i am any more...
oymon: besides, you're supposed to fool before midday...otherwise your the fool. HA!
DDragon: and you're supposed to spell you're correctly. otherwise you're the fool.
oymon: shut up...it's late...

Backfire

DDragon: furthermore.. regarding DK's neutral B
DDragon: nintendo may call it the Giant Punch
DDragon: but we all know what it's REALLY called
DDragon: the Donkey Punch
cenek: I call it the Charge Punch
DDragon: Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck causing the receiving parters anal passage to tense up and increase the pleasure of the penetrating partner
cenek: I know what it is. XP
DDragon: Donkey Punch!
cenek: It's been done to me.
DDragon: o.O

Assault and Batteries

DDragon: I want to find whoever invented this game and murder him in his sleep http://www.plastelina.net/game14.html
DDragon: actually, no.. that's not what I want to do.
DDragon: I want him to be awake.
oymon: :P

End game

DDragon: Metroid 2 was a fun game..
oymon: oh yes
DDragon: how often do you get to take place in a mass genocide in the name of science?
oymon: :P
oymon: not often enough

Real annoying

DDragon: the guinness world record holder for the highest guitar hero score hasn't even 100%ed the dragonforce song
leo-studying: yay dragonforce
DDragon: you should see how horrible the youtube comments are.
DDragon: "yeah, he scored 800k points.. ON A GAME! Learn to play REAL guitar you fag."
leo-studying: anyone knows that guitar hero != real guitar
DDragon: yes.
DDragon: "Pff.. you just got a 60 hit combo in God of War? Yeah, I'd like to see you do that with REAL chain swords."
leo-studying: XD

ASCii

DDragon: [.+O: oo] it's a Wiimoticon
Mitori: lol

Emulation

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idios

DDragon: people are fucking idios.
DDragon: which is even WORSE than an idiot
brokenfox: lol
brokenfox: Idios needs love too
DDragon: "What's taking so long?"
DDragon: "I'm playing a game that doesn't let you pause during boss battles."
DDragon: *insert 20 lines of* "what game?" "hello?" "what game r u playing?" "you there?" "where'd you go?"
brokenfox: Haha, I think your friend only read what he wanted, or it just went over his head

Shocking

lifeline: whoop bioshock brand new for 20 bucks
DDragon: wherre?
DDragon: what system?
lifeline: 360
DDragon: oh.
DDragon: don't excite me like that.
lifeline: hehe

Smashy Smashy

Blubba_Pinecone: A "Wii would like to play" commercial?
Blubba_Pinecone: Brawl deserves more than that...
_2link121: yeah
DDragon: they need a remake of the classic one.
Blubba_Pinecone: xD
Blubba_Pinecone: Yeah
_2link121: lol