Backfire

DDragon: furthermore.. regarding DK's neutral B
DDragon: nintendo may call it the Giant Punch
DDragon: but we all know what it's REALLY called
DDragon: the Donkey Punch
cenek: I call it the Charge Punch
DDragon: Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck causing the receiving parters anal passage to tense up and increase the pleasure of the penetrating partner
cenek: I know what it is. XP
DDragon: Donkey Punch!
cenek: It's been done to me.
DDragon: o.O

abuse

DDragon: hey there, easy target
canisaureusnauta: Hi! ^_^
canisaureusnauta: XD
canisaureusnauta: Whatcha up to?
DDragon: updating my blog. Now.
canisaureusnauta: How fun! =3
canisaureusnauta: Whatcha writing about? ^_^
DDragon: http://missionlevity.blogspot.com/2008/03/abuse.html
canisaureusnauta: XD LOL

Easy target

DDragon: hi
canisaureusnauta: Hi again XD
DDragon: seriously, what is so freaking funny?
canisaureusnauta: Nuffin ^^;;

My mom doesn't laugh.

DDragon: You know, the last time we got Applebee's To Go was on my birthday, and we had to hurry home because I was waiting for a call from that girl. And now we got it again today and today it's her birthday
DDragon's Mom: Really? That's too funny.

Se7en

On a quest to find 7 deadly sins in chat.

Delphin: night all
DDragon: sloth
spiralroze: ::huggles delphin::
DDragon: lust
* Delphin hugs back
Delphin: nini
spiralroze: ::licks delphin::
spiralroze: mm fishy
DDragon: gluttony
Pridor: o_o
DDragon: Pride
Katze: Yay for being gone so long I lost my registration.
Katze: Oh well, I can't randomly kick myself.
DDragon: Wrath
lifeline: heya katze haven't seen you in awhile
lifeline: hows everything?
Katze: Not bad.
lifeline: as for me i'm stuck in a buttfuck military base in colorado
DDragon: envy
lifeline: ....
lifeline: and shut it with the seven sins thing
DDragon: kay..
lifeline: i dont get weirded out often but that is gettin to me
DDragon: I guess I got greedy.
lifeline: oy vey
DDragon: :)

Cutting it close

rapton_x: question, how familiar are you with Linux?
DDragon: about as familiar as I am with Swahili
rapton_x: LOL
DDragon: hmm.. I guess that'll have to do for today's joke..