Crabs

DDragon: head crabs are great.
DDragon: why choose between aliens AND zombies?
DDragon: when you can have both?
oymon: hee hee hee...and odly enough...I just finished going through Ravenholm myself. lol

Disappointing

April Fools is supposed to be the biggest day in a prankster's life. Sadly all I managed to get was this...

oymon: i probabley know the answer to this...but have you done any more work on your game?
DDragon: yes. Actually I finished it. and I'm working on the sequel now.
oymon: oh, har, har, har...it's not April 1st where i am any more...
oymon: besides, you're supposed to fool before midday...otherwise your the fool. HA!
DDragon: and you're supposed to spell you're correctly. otherwise you're the fool.
oymon: shut up...it's late...

Why?

DDragon: *sighs* my dad is a moron..
DDragon: he never gets his question pronouns right.
DDragon: "Are my black pants in there?"
DDragon: "Who?"
oymon: XD
DDragon: "Uhm.. that would be a what.."
oymon: lol

Assault and Batteries

DDragon: I want to find whoever invented this game and murder him in his sleep http://www.plastelina.net/game14.html
DDragon: actually, no.. that's not what I want to do.
DDragon: I want him to be awake.
oymon: :P

End game

DDragon: Metroid 2 was a fun game..
oymon: oh yes
DDragon: how often do you get to take place in a mass genocide in the name of science?
oymon: :P
oymon: not often enough

E or X

DDragon: you know... few things compare to drinking a big glass of ice water when you're absolutely dehydrated.
oymon: :-)
DDragon: it ranks right up there with peeing when you really REALLY have to go
DDragon: and sex
oymon: :P

a little joke

DDragon: "Midgets: The legal alternative to pedophilia"
oymon: :P