Duly Noted

kitsunewarlock: deathnote tcg
DDragon: *writes his opponents name on a card*
DDragon: I win
kitsunewarlock: XD

EL-E-VATE!

DDragon: The Daleks are coming!
DDragon: Get up the stairs!
Kensan: LOL
Kensan: That doesn't work!

Polar bears

Watching Borat, after Borat buys a bear for protection

DDragon: See, that was staged. A bear wouldn't scare away ALL of the kids like that.
Videojack: Right, I bet some of them would be "cool, a bear"
DDragon: Well, moreso they'd be, "uhh... I still want ice cream, though."

Scraping the barrel

DDragon: My Dad is Better than Your Dad premieres tonight.
kitsunewarlock: I see...
DDragon: next week they're premiering "Takes One To Know One"
DDragon: and next month they have "I Know You Are, But What Am I?"
kitsunewarlock: lol

Circular Logic

DDragon: I mean.. come on.. 4 and a half hours of cars driving in a CIRCLE
RedneckCoyote: DDragon there is skill
DDragon: yeah..
DDragon: mental fortitude and not falling asleep
DDragon: they need to spice Nascar up
DDragon: they need land mines.. and ballistic weapons