splish-splash

DDragon: I take showers alone.
DDragon: the only man allowed in my shower with me is Mr Bubble.
canisaureusnauta: XD LOL

Flower

At my friend's house
Sheryl (from the bathroom): Matt, can you get me something?
Matt: Sure...
DDragon: Toilet paper?
Matt: No. Worse.
He goes into the hallway and closes the door connecting my room.
Matt: How do you get this thing open.. Dragon, can you help me in here?
DDragon: Nooo way.
Matt: Haha
DDragon: Yeah, how would you have reacted if I jumped at the chance?
Matt: I'd be worried.
Sheryl (From the bathroom): I would be too!

Lub-dub

Fox_Fable: Sorry, I'm just talking with my mate and telling him Happy Valentines Day.
DDragon: I sent my baby a valentine from vgcats
Fox_Fable: Hehe, hod that gp over DD?
DDragon: she hasn't been online in like a week
Fox_Fable: How'd*
Fox_Fable: Sorry, typing with one hand right now *Laugh*
DDragon: ..... please tell me you're holding something heavy in the other one
DDragon: Wait..